No matter who you are, chances are you've been insulted. If you're lucky, the best response to that insult comes to you right away, and it's so satisfying.
Bad pickup lines have been a comedic staple in our lives for years. These are easily some of the worst attempts at flirting these people have come across.
There is never a dull moment as a bartender. Liquid courage and loosened tongues often cause people to tell stories they usually wouldn't share out loud.